Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
A brief description about myself: I'm a chilled out girl that takes life as it comes. I like to keep fit but I'm not a gym bunny.. I love going out, spending quality time with people that can put a smile on my face and generally an open minded person. I do not reply to messages as ' fancy a fuck tonight' or from married old men so if you...
I'm a sexy BBW, 5'7" and 20st (280lbs). I'm married, and I'm looking to try lots of new things. My husband loves to watch while I talk dirty to guys via twitter, phone, Skype/facetime. We LOVE BBC/cuckold porn and fantasize about BBCs a LOT but we haven't gone as far as doing anything about it... yet. Same goes for dogging - LOVE the idea, still a bit nervous and yet...
Hi thanks for stopping by :) Guess i better say a couple of things to see if we have anything in common! Firstly im looking for a FWB who i see on a regular basis looking for quality not quantity though i think everyone says that! Must be kind hearted and down to earth with their glass half full like myself. Looking for late thirties/forties not Mrs Robinson yet! lol....
hi, I am here for fun..but looking for one guy rather than lots of different ones..if you ask to meet in opening message I will delete..it might be nsa fun but I like to connect with whom I meet..not just fuck and go..prefer guys over forty and I like a hairy chest too..humour is important too..not interested in beards..clean shaven please....so come say hi but it wont guarantee you a...
Okay so abit about me I enjoy going out For drinks and having a laugh. Don't take life to seriously. I'm looking For someone who I can have a conversation with have a laugh and enjoy being myself with them. Not looking For a relationship but someone to chill with at the end of the day. I'm energetic fun and like a good laugh, I've got into a lot of...
A spontaneous,affectionate,sensual, romantic, playful, creative, female enjoying life to the full, after all life is not meant to be serious all the time so can I persuade you to bring some fun and laughter into my life?
I love to travel, exploring new places, Italy being one of my favourite countries to visit.
I am still enjoying what unexpected pleasures life can bring a country walk,a fabulous sunset, a kiss that takes...
Im on here to meet new people and have some fun dates ..nothing more as not looking for a long term relationship right now .. I travel a lot with my job and have a great circle of friends so if youre in the south lets chat and see what happens .. Happy, fun and enjoy all the usual stuff like eating out, drinks, clubs and duvet days lol ..oh...
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company,humour and casual encounters.Not after one night stands more of a friend with a benifits and regular meets with that someone looking for the same thing. And most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not...
Single mum, witty and outspoken!
Looking to find somebody to share free time: chat, cuddles, drinks who knows?
Want know anything else just ask. GSOH and honesty required!
Not into phone fun, webcams or naked pictures exchange ...
If your idea is to have a virtual whatever then leave me out.
If we chat, email or txt and you change your mind.... that is OK but please tell me...it's only...
I am single and I am looking for a couple to have some fun with, I like dressing up in the bedroom. I like playing with toys in the bedroom and love oral sex in fact I love sex. I am also happy to have fun with a single male or just a female. I would be open to other options as well so please ask. I have lots of...